Are you proofreading? Yes, you.

At the Coffee Tree in Squirrel Hill last night, I spotted an herbal supplement I could add to my smoothie called – wait for it – “Fat Stripper Blend.”

I stared at the sign for about ten seconds. “Do you get a lot of fat strippers in here?” I asked the barista. “It’s a weight loss supplement,” was her non-answer, until she realized what I was getting at. “Oh my god, you’re right,” she said, “we should probably call it ‘Fat Reducer’ or something.”